Nick Cannon has recently released a statement that he will be releasing an Eminem "Diss Track". On this track he is going to "go hard on Eminem". ...Righttt... He thinks that he needs to hop in the booth and start something big against Em' becuase of all the recent back and forth between Em and Nick's wife Mariah Carey. Now, we all know it's been a while since Nick's rapped. ...Nick HAS rapped right? Regardless, it's been a while. So before Nick gets himself in over his head, i just had a few thoughts i wanted to present to him.
Dear Nick Cannon,
I'm all for chivalry you know, sticking up for the wifey and all, but have you REALLY thought this through? Do you REALLY want to get into something with Eminem? The Real Slim Shady? I mean, he IS crazy...just thought you might need me to point that bit out. He's also a ferocious rapper and king of the "Diss Track", which means, you and Mariah are NOT the first people ever to be smashed by Eminem. Maybe you should lighten up a little bit? Like, there were plenty of people who Eminem dissed that still love the guy. Like Will Smith....Christina Aguilera....VANILLA ICE? ...oh wait. no they hate him to. BAD example. But the fact remains, maybe you should lighten up?
But hey, i could be totally wrong. Maybe you've thought this through. Maybe you figure he doesn't even have that much to rap about now that he's done the whole "Mariah is waaaayyyy too hot and successful for you thing". I mean, what else is there bro? Sure, you had that whole Nickelodeon stuff....Cousin skeeter...that "Underclassman" movie....DRUMLINE (Who could forget drumline?).... Wild 'n' Out. And the fact that you're just a really skinny only, kind of successful person. but i mean BESIDES that, what is there really? No, you know what dude, go for it! You can take him! **crickets** Maybe.
Love,
The Drumline. I MEAN: fans of music everywhere.